and the ship was taken over by a handsome pirate who shared pieces of eight and played walk the plank with him. (Meanie has a vivid imagination).



They arrived at Cowes.



Meanie couldn't help but remember the old schoolyard joke, Q: "What's brown, steaming and comes out of Cowes" A: "The Isle of Wight Ferry". He couldn't resist a titter, even although he didn't understand the joke at all.

THIS WAY